Watching Wees

Had an audience while on the toilet.

(Yes, I had my phone with me. Don’t pretend you don’t do it too).


Anywhere But There

One rule. Please don’t talk to me when I am using the toilet. Heck, I put up with people using the stall next to me when there is another free (another peeve) but I can’t abide toilet chat.
Today at work I went into the toilets only to encounter the talkative cleaner. I chatted and then made to leave, as she still had cleaning to do, when she said “Didn’t you need to go toilet? I dunno, getting old and forgetting why you are going into rooms!” Thus I was forced to pretend to go and then use the toilets over the road after work. We all have our issues…