Bag of Crap Food

A daily deal website was offering a mystery “bag of crap” for $9. You could pick men’s, women’s, pets or kids. Apparently inside could be anything worth $9-$999. Oh the treats I imagined!, and ordered one for me and one for the dog. Could I be getting some new sunglasses? A book perhaps? No. $9 worth of the South African version of Mars Bars – great for a household trying to cut down on sugar. Silly Pigalina.