Movie starts – “The Expendables”
Mr Pigalina “Oh, this has got your mate in it. Your favourite.”
Pause movie, 2 seconds in.
Pigalina “Statham?”
MP “No, the other one.”
P “Stallone?”
MP “No, the other one.
P “Arnold?!”
MP “The other one.”
P “Dolph Lundgren?!”
MP “Oh, no, I’m thinking of the other movie where they ride motorbikes.”
P “Wha? Oh, Travolta! That’s Old Dogs…Wild Hogs…”
MP “Yeah. No.”
P “Chris Rock?!” [Oops, sorry Martin Lawrence]
MP “No.”
P (now throwing any name into the mix) “Fat one from Full Monty!?”
MP “No.”
P “Well who is it then? What does he look like if you don’t know his name?”
MP “He’s always got a moustache.”
P “Tom Selleck!”
MP “No. Desperate Housewives husband.”
P “Carlos??”
MP “No, he’s not in it. His wife is in it.”
P “I can’t think of any that are married.”
MP “He always looks old.”
P “WILLIAM H. MACY!”
MP “Yeah, your mate. Let’s watch something else, this looks too serious for this time of night.”
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